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Do you have anything that will make my cum taste better? Asking for my girlfriend.
I think i've spoken to her before ha ha and the answer is no we don't.
03-26-2015 02:41 Link
Favorite porn site?
I use mobileboner.com. That has nothing to do with my job, but I did say ask me anything so there ya go :)
03-26-2015 01:42 Link
What color socks do you usually wear on the job?
Black socks. All day, everyday.
That seems to be popular. I like pink myself
I'm not a very pink person so I would probably feel weird wearing pink socks. Socks are buy one get one half off right now at Spencer's by the way.
03-26-2015 01:51 Link
Dang, which store? I'm still job hunting and have a really good record, just none of the stores are hiring that I know of.
It's in Utah
Too far :(
Nothing to ask you, I worked for 16 months between 2 stores. Funnest job I had, even if it wasn't the most challenging.
It's the funnest! I'm really bummed out that I have to leave here but I just moved into an apartment so I need more money.
Yea, you can't really stay a Supervisor with having a 2nd job. So tough >_< I wish you best of luck.
Thanks :)
03-26-2015 00:46 Link
Dang, which store? I'm still job hunting and have a really good record, just none of the stores are hiring that I know of.
It's in Utah
Too far :(
Nothing to ask you, I worked for 16 months between 2 stores. Funnest job I had, even if it wasn't the most challenging.
It's the funnest! I'm really bummed out that I have to leave here but I just moved into an apartment so I need more money.
Yea, you can't really stay a Supervisor with having a 2nd job. So tough >_< I wish you best of luck.
Good luck with your job hunt :)
03-26-2015 00:47 Link
Favorite item?
Weirdest item?
Weirdest customer?
Favorite: dirty balloons, they're balloons with little stick figures in all the sex positions on them. I think they're the cutest things ha ha
Weirdest: we have a double ended stroker, which is a pocket pussy basically but this one is for two dicks or something? I don't know.
Weirdest customer: we have a lady who prank calls the store at least once a day asking if we have anything to make her boyfriend's cum taste better. She makes up long stories about herself and will tell anybody who will stay on the phone with her long enough. I have so many stories about her.
Please share :)
Well every time she calls we instantly know it's her because this is how it goes:
Me: life's a party at Spencer's where jewelry is buy one get one half off. This is Heather how can I help you?
Her: hi Heather how are you? (This is how we know it's her because almost always when a customer calls they just get to the point)
Me: sigh i'm good how are you?
Her: good have I talked to you before?
Me: I don't know I talk to a lot of people
Her: well i'm looking for a particular item, can I tell you what it is?
Me: of course, that's what i'm here for
She will then tell you that she is an escort who just moved here and she wants to know the best way to advertise herself and where to go to make money without getting trouble from the cops. Or she will say that she is a trans girl and wants sexy clothes to make her feel feminine. Or that she is turning herself in tomorrow and wants to have one last good night before she can't anymore. She will call and talk to everybody everyday. It's to the point now where when she asks if she's talked to us before, we'll say yes and she'll hang up. I've talked to her about 30 times now.
It's amazing to find that dedicated of a troll. So determined to fuck with you.
I think it's funny but my manager gets pissed whenever she calls.
Understandable I suppose.
So, while you're doing an AMA, I suppose I have to ask you:
1 horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?
Ah the age old question. I think 100 duck sized horses.
Personally, this question always irritated me, because it doesn't tell you what weapons you can have, where the fight will take place, anything like that.
I just think the fact that they would be shorter than me would make me feel like I have more of an advantage.
03-26-2015 03:52 Link
Favorite item?
Weirdest item?
Weirdest customer?
Favorite: dirty balloons, they're balloons with little stick figures in all the sex positions on them. I think they're the cutest things ha ha
Weirdest: we have a double ended stroker, which is a pocket pussy basically but this one is for two dicks or something? I don't know.
Weirdest customer: we have a lady who prank calls the store at least once a day asking if we have anything to make her boyfriend's cum taste better. She makes up long stories about herself and will tell anybody who will stay on the phone with her long enough. I have so many stories about her.
Please share :)
The last time she called in I flat out asked her what is going on with her that she needs to call us all the time. Not in a rude way, more in a concerned way. My manager has told her several times to stop calling and she doesn't so I wonder if there's something going on with her mentally. She got really mad that I would not be thrilled with her calls then proceeded to tell me that she doesn't call that often. I've talked to the manager of another store and apparently she calls that one too. Weird.
03-26-2015 01:49 Link
Best outfit to buy my gf without looking like a perv to her?
We have tons of stuff I would just say that it depends on what she likes. You should just bring her in and pick together. That way you'll know you both like it :)
03-26-2015 01:19 Link
Spencer's Gifts is still around?
Oh yeah! They're everywhere!
03-26-2015 02:57 Link
What is your greatest work story?
Well chookibooty, there is this trans woman that comes in. Around 60, 6'8", still hasn't fully transitioned so there's still an adam's apple and stubble on the chin. Usually she wears a mini skirt with fishnets and a sequin top. She comes up to me and asks me for help. She takes me to the luv section and tells me that she's looking for a small vibrator that will fit in her butt so she can walk around with it all day and nobody will know. I show her the ones we have, but she tells me that she needs one with a string or something attached so that it won't get lost in there because she has made a couple of embarrassing trips to the E.R. already and doesn't need to do that again. I show her what we have and she takes forever to choose one. I check her out and everything is done. Fast forward to later that week, she comes in again and tells me how great it works and that she has it in right now and "I bet you can't even tell" followed by a nice wink. Totally was not expecting that!
03-26-2015 03:39 Link
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