My boyfriend and I go to the same college and both play for the ultimate frisbee team there. This summer we went to a tournament together. It’s basically where a bunch of teams get together and pitch tents and get drunk and play frisbee for a couple days.

Well one of the nights we were there camping everyone was doing molly (responsibly). My boyfriend and I were also, and were hanging out with a few people when one of teammates comes over carrying a girl.

He sets her down and she’s probably been drinking some but she definitely wasn’t like hammered or anything. Anyways she like talks to us for awhile and comes up to me, asking me which one of the boys I was dating so she wouldn’t like accidentally try to get with him or something, honestly I’m not sure. But I tell her just to like appease her and then I go over and hang out with some friends by the fire.

Later on my boyfriend joins me, and literally as we are standing next to each other talking she waltzes up and throws her arms around him and is like all over him. Mind you, I am literally two feet away.

My boyfriend literally freezes and mouthed “help” to me.