The goal is to find someone to spend the summer with (until college starts up again), and experience new sexual stuff with, while spending a lot of time together and actually being close, as if we were also good friends

Really could use some feedback on the bio I wanna use to try to make this happen, any criticism is greatly appreciated. Also, I know short and sweet is usually the way to go, but I don't really know how to find what I'm looking for by just making my bio a short joke. PLEASE HELP

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"I wanna cuddle and talk for hours on end, and then have sex while watching Game of Thrones, syncing up with the characters doing it on screen

I’m not exactly too outdoorsy (unfortunately for my odds), and my ideal date would consist of just cuddling and napping under a blanket all day, but am 100% down to do whatever it is you love

For work I just tutor, so I’m pretty damn flexible, and can drive us to do whatever whenever

Preferably looking for someone with not too much sex experience (like me) so we can laugh at ourselves while looking like idiots learning how to do that kind of shit, but if not, you’d just have to be okay with me being the idiot at first

Long story short, I wanna spend the summer with you doing a hell of a lot of fun things together (on top of new sexual stuff for me), until I have to leave for college at the end of August, spending a shit ton of time with each other"