Look, you ever been in boot camp? See a whole bay full of dudes get roared at, hear their soft little cries for their mommy when the lights are out? Up at 5 in the morning barely able do 20 consecutive pushups without looking like a baby giraffe trying to take a massive shit.

No one likes to see how men are made. They just want the competent soldier at the end of training to just magically show up and be impressive.

But what have you got to lose? Probably nothing, your job sucks, your sex life sucks, you're rock bottom.

And what? He gets rejected and it ruins HER day? Wtf? So sorry your job, sex and life suck but please don't do shit that might annoy a girl? Fuck that.