[WP] You just attempted suicide, only to discover that you can regenerate from any injury. Jealous of mortals, you dedicate your existence to inflicting the cruelest fate you can imagine on them. Life.

PART 2 "What do you mean by " be a bit more discreet ... " ? Mr.Cooper" I stared into his rich , spoilt caricature.

"The stuff you did was good. She cancelled all over her shows and even her tour. But, we can't be making headlines every single time." He replied with a sigh of satisfaction but with a tone of generous prudence .

"You told me to quote unquote " annoy the fucking hell out of her " , Coop . That is what I fucking did ."

"No one calls me Coop. Neither swears at me."

"Oh , so what ? You gonna fire me ? Why don't you kill me already ?" I ask with keen interest.

"We've already tried that. Your body now instead of expunging the bullets eats them to give you some kind of freak strength."

"Ah, yea! I feel so weirdly strong. Anyways I am off for the day . I'll try dying several more times. I hope you learn to grasp the fact of what a sentence could end up meaning when you use cuss words for emphasis, you fuckball."

"Not so soon, funboy. I have a task for you."

"ooh , interesting. I hope this person isn't a celebrity."

"No, he isn't. He is a meek human working in one of my offices ." He then went on to take a long breath , " I want you become the manager of that office and annoy the hell out of everyone there ." He smirked . " Especially , him . The asst.manager ."

"Bro, I am 17. I don't have the qualification to become a manager ."

"Exactly . You have zero idea on how anything works in there . You'll be the best at annoying them . And, just annoy them verbally or by assigning stupid tasks. I'd love to see the same thing that you did with Gaga lately , but it'll affect the rep of my brand."

"Why bother people who are just trying to earn a living. I mean, Gaga I can understand . She's just an attention-seeker. Not that I care . I anyways would love making all of them cry."

"Well , I want to cut jobs on that section. I don't want people working on that area of the city . I can shift all of its customer needs and service requests to the one that is nearby and bigger. Don't forget to make Herbert cry . He's the reason I've been not able to close that office. He keeps blackmailing me that he'll show everyone on how much of assets I own and that this office can run even if they don't turn in any profits, because I get enough money from the others."

a call from conscience came in. Would I annoy a person with a shitload of money , or the person who's just doing his job whilst helping others?

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