Full disclosure, I had quite a few drinks so if this rambles, just quit reading: It's my favorite! I was hoping you would ask!!!! So he's a nightmare. He refers to himself as handsome Dave. (He is not). He brags about how much blow he does constantly.(so gross). We have an open kitchen and he tells cooks how to do everything, very loudly, even if it's not his food. He's very politically polarizing and stops short of being outright super racist. He also constantly talks about how rich he is, and says stuff like, what do you think you are worth from my "wad" referring to his cash, he breaks out constantly.

I work in the day. So he usually comes in an hour before I leave and he's not drunk yet, so he's just annoying and demanding. But later when he gets drunk he is unbelievable I guess, and have been hearing Dave stories since he started coming in about 5 years ago.

So anyway, one day I was sitting at a table doing my paperwork after my shift. I bartend and waitress when it's off season. The bartender that relieved me was standing behind an open door and he couldn't see her. He was telling one of the cooks she was a cunt and what he would do to her to get her to "submit". I don't want to get into the details but it was nasty and gross . I knew she was standing there listening. I bit my tongue to keep from giggling and just looked down at my paperwork. When he was done with his gross speech and his bragging, she came out from behind the door and picked up my money drawer from the table. She calmly walked over and she slammed it on the bar a few inches from his hands, and said fuck you dave. FUCK you.
My quarters and nickels popped out of their slots and rolled on the floor and all over the bar. A full bar looked like trout, mouths wide open. Tourists and regulars. She is intimidating. She's been there for over 30 years and she ain't going anywhere.
He's always been petrified of her and was talking big with no juice to back it up as usual.
So she was ban number one. I work in the day and when she relieves me, he has to leave before she gets in the building. He has to leave 20 minutes before she is scheduled. He tried being passive aggressive about it and coming into talk to cooks or use the bathroom from what I hear and she promptly calls the owner who she makes come in from home and tell him he is not allowed in the building or parking lot when she works. It never ends. I always thought the Dave stories were funny. There are a million. Until he pushed me to far and I snapped like everyone else. I threw a 5 in my money that day to account for my lost change but it was a small price to pay to see "handsome Dave" look like he shat his pants.