Well, for when this fiesta is all done:

1.) You can't control the face your momma gave you. You can control the contouring and definition provided by your facial and head hair. If you can't grow a beard, and are balding... get in shape.

2.) Get on a skin care regiment, and use some real shampoo and conditioner. Invest in a cuticle cutter and nail clipper. Get a multivitamin.

3.) Stop trying to please people. Be the man that pleases you. Find something that interests you as much as porn and get REALLY fucking good at it.

4.) Learn to appreciate dressing well, ironing and starching your clothes will make you feel like minted money. Eat well because YOU will FEEL better.

Do the damn thing! I was a fat schmuck without a hope in the world 5 years ago. Today I am a less-fat non-schmuck who is objectively 5 or 6 out of 10 who got THIRTY legitimate connections in one month. That is from Tinder, alone.