Me, I'm afraid with our curtains that the neighbors can see in.
Wife: No one can see inside.
Me, I'm afraid with our curtains that the neighbors can see in.
Wife: No one can see inside.
Me, I'm afraid with our curtains that the neighbors can see in.
Wife: No one can see inside.

Me: I guess she's right, so I take to watching porn and working it out on the laptop while standing in the kitchen.

Also me, return from waking the dog, noticing in window on the back wall of the dining room, the crystal clear reflection of my wife standing in the kitchen, pouring a cup coffee.

Yay me. Thank fuck none of my neighbors have small children. (and/or are up at 5:00 AM)