Hey! It's me again, live from the "permanently banned" zone of Reddit (I made a back up account) because someone reported me for "solicitation." Blergh. So — I appealed the decision, but that could take weeks, so I'm taking this conversation offsite for now. I'm doing what all the cool kids are doing these days and am moving to a good old newsletter, appropriately titled "Your Friendly Neighborhood Escort." There are directions at that link for how to submit questions, much like the AMA format here. Submissions are anonymous, etc. If you want to see this question answered, I hope to see some of you over there!