Even if you did have shit to retire on (and I might, barely, it depends on a lot of things not the least of which is inflation or dollar devaluation), you'll never have enough shit to hire someone in to deal with it for you. Do you have any idea how much that costs?
It's a lot. If you go for the cheap seats you have no power of attorney and will be robbed blind and then shat out into the street. Of this I have zero doubt and this is the circumstance I'm in. I'm looking for someone to hang around and make this less painful for me until I go senile at which point I'm going to do the 12 gage Sistine Chapel ceiling. Granted... my version will tend a tad bit more toward the abstract... and have somewhat more of a penchant for the over-use of dark red... but you know, everyone's a critic. I suppose someone's great reward for hanging with me till I piss myself is going to be this. Just... nobody's got $12,000 a month. Which is what hiring it in costs.