shit. I'm 32 and married (to a different woman) now. 3 kids and happy. But I'll never forget being 20 and meeting this hot lady at a new job and taking her out on a date. it went great. She immediately asked me to have lunch with her the next day.

Motherfucking surprise mormon study group.

I went with it, she was hot. We kept going out for a while, I kept going with it. Day I'm supposed to be baptised, around 5-6 months in (did I tell you how hot and freaky she was? yeh, she didn't abstain from anything) she brought another dope there. I was literally next in line to be called up when she told me she was going out with him that night "so I can get him interested"[in the church].

I noped the fuck out of their and told them all what I thought about that shit. I remained friends with the 2 missionaries that did my study but I'm not a religious person[anymore, and this is a big part of why]. Once they saw I was out for good they weren't supposed to keep associating with me. Jokes on the church though. I got those two poor guys to have real fun for a brief moment in their life and we still chat cross country on facebook pretty regularly.

She really thought that since I was seconds away from being a registered mormon that I'd be ok with her going off and luring other guys to the cause with that curvy ole booty. Shit, she played me good to. She was ex-military and had gave up a child to adoption a year earlier, that turned her to the church. She made plans for us way into the future and made me think things were serious. Little did I know TRULY how much dedication she had.

tldr; very hot chick was slutting it up to lure folks to mormonism.