Without any limits whatsoever, what's your best story?

I have a dumbass kid story. I was a camp counselor for a bunch of grade 6-8s at a summer camp. I was 16 iirc, back in late 2000s.

I got pretty friendly with this one kid because we talked about video games and stuff. I think he was like 10-11; old enough for sex ed but not old enough to feel attraction yet.

He was also kinda a neckbeard in the making and would always try to impress me with his woke, galaxy brain shit.

One day he came up to me and said, "I know about periods". Allright okay? "So girls make eggs in their bodies when they are ready to have babies. New eggs show up once a month."

Right okay, go on.

"Unfortunately old eggs have to go, so the body's gotta get rid of it"

Mmhmm

"So once a month the eggs come out, and the egg shells scrape along the vagina, a lot of pain and bleeding for the girl.

Huh okay.

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