Gun loaded? Check. Pills? Check. Suicide note?. Also check...
"Ok... let's do this." I thought reaching floor 7 and just after a few steps i headed towards Jade's room.
I knocked twice.
-Who's there?
-Its me, Joel.
-Oh Joel, come in! I just made dinner.
-A'ight.
I got inside no biggie, I even doubted she knew what my intentions we're, but then again sneaking into the KCD's building, taking corporate data just for a news worthy story wasn't smart to begin with.
-So what brings you here?
-Well i went to buy some groceries nearby and decided to stop by.
-D'aww that's so sweet of you- You know just by remembering this makes me not feel bad, do i look like a fucking bunny to you? these "cute", "I wuv you" or "sugarbuns" are annoying, she was 23 for god sake, not some fucking teen...
But then again i digress, later on we shared a pizza, watched netflix and that's when i asked her to bring us both beer, she did:
-Oh shit!- I dropped my piza slice
-Don't worry, I can clean that up- she went to get a sponge, i carefully waited till she left the room and spiced her drink.
It too about, i don't know 2, 5 minutes till she took a sip:
-Hm... this beer is tasting wierd, is yours too?
-Um... not really, maybe your's gone bad
-I guess, I don't know how though
-By the way can you take a look at this?
-yeah, sure
I handed her the note
-I'm sory everyone but these last few days have been hell, since february my life has turned around... Joel what the fuck is...this...
She looked at me in both horror in confusion as i stood up pointing my revolver towards her head:
-Joel, what? what is going on?! Why are you doing this?!
Tears swole up in her eyes, she thought of screaming but to her better judgement she did not, I simpled stood there and made her a proposal, whistl explaning:
-Well Jade it's been fun but the KCD is paying a hefty bounty on your head, turns out they don't like people mucking around on their private business.
-Please don't do this! -she cried out.
-Well i can make you an offer, 6 million euros in cash or else...
-I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY YOU FUCKER! - she yelled.
-Then how about a quick fuck ? You'd get to feel something good before you die.
-FUCK YOU AND GO TO HELL!
-Welp had to try, good bye Jade.
She falls, the Arrhythmia pills i put in her beer worked, poor thing, i COULD have given her a adrenaline shot and give her a good time but what was done, was done.
29, 30... BOOM, her head exploded, i waited about 7 minutes when a neighbour came bursting through the door:
-HEY! THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
I turned "crying":
-She, she, SHE KILLED HERSELF! Oh god why?!
The rest of the neighbours arrived and called the police, i was dragged away from the room, the horror! How could a man watch his girlfriend kill herself in front of him, oh the humanity!
I got off easy, the incident was ruled suicide and i went to the psichiastrist for good measure.
Ya know they say crime doesn't pay but god dam being a sucessful hitman is good.