Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair Huff up the coke Woof down the beer [click!] Hi I'm the Titans leader I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes I wear a multicolored costume everywhere I go
My job is to help destroy What's left of your imagination By feeding you endless doses Of sfx coated mindless garbage
So don't create Be sedate Be a vegetable at home And thwack on that dial If we have our way even you will believe This is the future of rock and roll
How far will you go How low will you stoop To tranquilize our minds with your Flash-made swill
You've turned animated revolution Into Johnny test sedation Making sure nothing's left to the imagination
T.T.G. Get off the T.T.G. Get off the T.T.G. Get off the air Get off the air
See the latest rejects from the Zelda cd-I Wag their Butte and their guts As the whip cracks play on screen There's something I don't like About a team who always smiles Another tax write-off For some schmuck who doesn't care
T.T.G. Get off the air And so it was Our beloved corporate gods Claimed they created the new spongebob Allowing it to sink as low in one year As nick has in 5 "It's the new frontier," they say It's wide open, anything can happen But you've got a lot of nerve To call yourself a pioneer When you're too god-damn conservative To take real chances.
Tin-eared Graph-paper brained accountants Instead of cartoon fans Call all the shots at giant record animation now
The lowest common denominator rules Forget honesty Forget creativity The dumbest watch the mostest That's the name of the game
But views are slumping And no one will say why Could it be they put out one too many lousy episodes?!?
T.T.G.-Get off the air! NOW