ReSavr
Recent
Home
RoastMe
I'm coming to terms with my huge nose. Prevent it, Reddit.
This comment was posted to reddit on Sep 10, 2015 at 12:37 am and was deleted within 40 minutes.
I'm coming to terms with my huge nose. Prevent it, Reddit.
Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
Naughty: Pardon me, Ma'am. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose thats important. It's what's in it that matters.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody! "She's got the whole world in his nose."
Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Pornographic: Finally, a woman who can satisfy all the parts of a woman at once.
Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
Paranoid: Keep that chick away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
/r/RoastMe
Thread
Link - imgur.com
Previous
Next
Recently removed from
/r/RoastMe
Recently recovered orthorexic patient. Still afraid of peanut butter, though. Finally at a healthy weight, 133 lbs, 5'11F, 19. Live with my parents. Make me revert back to old extreme health habits.
Try to think of smth other than a pornstar {18}
European, hot mf, unroastable
(22f) There are two words beginning with V that can describe me, roast meeeeee
Currently studying MBBS eager to read all the terrorist comments pls do your worst
18 year old male just graduated high school with low GPA and no plans of college or the future. I'm unemployed trying to get a job my only skills are wasting time playing video games and daydreaming. Roast Me.
About year ago I posted in this sub and was dissapointed, now I'm here 10 lbs heavier ready to hopefully cry tonight
She scrolls this sub every day. 25, lives with mommy. Let her have it.
I'm fat and I have a drinking problem roast me
Make me cry
My friend says y'all ain't got shit. 20yo Male
I’m going away to university soon please give me self confidence issues
Read my comment
Local 18 y/o fake intellectual fighting writer's block. Burn it away, reddit
I'm feeling really good tonight, I'm ready for a roasting.
More Random Comments
/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for February 19, 2019
Anyone who picks up a gun in Kashmir will be eliminated - Army
ELI5: why do people get random long white hairs, that are easy to pull, and that are only noticed once they're 2 inches long, in strange spots on their body?
When did you first Masturbate?
You know how dangerous ancient Celtic dishes can be...
Spent 1,5 Million GP on this Legend agent
Horseback Riding Orgasms?
Roommate made my life hell, now he's sitting in prison for 15-20 years
Hypothetically speaking if i were planning to drop out and go to cc for a while due to unable to change into the major that I desire where would I have to go to be more informed.
Modeling is pornography for women.
What can be done if Xbox doesn't honour the Australian consumer Law?
How do people think it's okay to raise a child gender fluid??
Ignore this (unless you are a developer)
[For Hire] Digital Illustrator, Fantasy, Characters
You have no right to laugh about how anti-vaxxers choose to ignore science in favour of their baseless personal feelings...