Hahaha so I was kind of with you for the main part of your comment but it is truly hilarious that you included that last part.

“go suck his dick irl instead of virtually doing it. He's 18 now so you legally can and are obviously drooling to give him sloppy toppy.”

What?

Not that your entire comment wasn’t written like a small child got ahold of a keyboard and just learned some new swear words, but that part definitely made me pause for a second and try to figure out what the fuck you we’re trying to accomplish.

P.S Also funny that you’ve said multiple times that you’re done responding to comments but you continue to comment (?).