What is the most ‘wtf’ thing you’ve done out of horniness?

Where to begin? I’m a dude, but when I was young, I started masturbating by essentially rolling my dick between my legs. Didn’t start stroking for awhile, and my technique allowed me to do it under the pants with minimal touching. Did this in public several times: - On an airplane - A small bus full of people - Cafeteria toilet - In the living room with my parents feet away - In an evening service at church (forgive me Father lol) The movement could’ve been chalked up to a restless kid fidgeting. The mess was never noticed, and little me did not care about the stickiness. It also seemed like I was doing it so much that almost nothing was coming out at times.

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